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" Pennies and Seconds"-(By Shanchoy Ahmed)

A man was wandering in the woods, pondering all the mysteries of life and his own personal problems. The man couldn't find the answers, so he sought help from God.
"God? You there, God?" he asked
"Yes. What is it, my son?" God answered.
"Mind if I ask a few questions?" the man asked.
"Go ahead, my son, anything."
"God, what is a million years to you?"
God answered, "A million years to me is only a second."
The man asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"
God replied, "A million dollars to me is worth only a penny."
The man lifted his eyebrows and asked his final question. "God, can I
have a penny?"
God answered, "Sure, give me a second."

Bad Times - Popy,   Deptford, N.J.

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.

One day, when he came back from coma, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, " You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?"

"What, dear?" She gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth

"I think you're bad luck."

Lazy Man
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change.
"I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you," he
announced. "Will the laziest man please put his hand up."

Nine hands went up.
"Why didn't you put your hand up?" he asked the tenth man.
"Too much trouble," came the reply.

Teacher - Student

A history teacher asks a student of history "How would you like, if you were born 500 years ago.
The student replies "That would be great. By that way I wouldn't had to study 500 years of history."
- Popy, Dhaka, Bangladesh
ROBELKAMAL@aol.com

World is Round

TEACHER: "How would you prove to me that the earth is round?"
STUDENT: "In my first practice test I wrote the world is triangular and so I got a zero in that test. In second test I wrote the world is a quadlaretaral, so I didn't get any credit. In the final test I wrote the world is round and so I got 100 in my test. By that way I'm 100% sure that world is round."
TEACHER: "Wow! Nice explanation."
- Popy Dhaka, Bangladesh
ROBELKAMAL@aol.com

Slap Tap 72
There was these two boys quarreling and arguing among each other. Suddenly they started to fight. Seeing them, a Third boy came rushing at the spot to stop their fight. Coming close to them, the third boy heard the first boy saying to the second boy:
First Boy    : " One tight slap and I will take out your all 72 teeth".
The third boy was stunned and asked the First boy:
Third Boy    : "Hey man! What the hell are you tacking about? Where in the world did you find a person with seventy two teeth?"
First Boy     : Yeah, I know that, you were going to Interfare in our matter, that's why, I have included yours as well."

From:
Pulak
Uttara, Dhaka, Bangladesh

Museum Experiences

One day I went to the Museum of modern art to see millions dollar pictures. I was looking the beautiful pictures then when I finished those I saw some jackets and coats were hanging on the hangers and security guards there. I thought I also exhibit items, then I asked the auction price they laughed at me say "No Sir, we keep visitors jackets and coats here, these are not exhibited items". Then I became fool and left that place.

Ahmed
New York City
USA

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