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	October 21, 2001

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Nonsense

One day a woman phoned on a cinema counter.
Woman: Hallo ,which movie
is going on now ?

The counter man: Yes I love you.
W: Idiot.

C man:No madam ,it was last week .

W: nonsense.
C man: sory, it will come next week.
nurulhoq@webbangladesh.com

Littly Johnny

Why Do You Do That, Mom? Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
-shouib afghan-shouibafghan@hotmail.com

Top Ten Blonde Activities

1. She sent a fax with a stamp on it.

2. She thought a "quarterback" was a refund.

3. She tripped over the cordless phone.

4. She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

5. She told someone to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk".

6. How did she try to kill a fish? She tried to drown it.

7. At the bottom of the application where is says "Sign here", she wrote
Sagittarius.

8. When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved.

9. She stood staring at the frozen orange juice because it said "Concentrate".

10. What's the definition of eternity? 4 blondes at a 4 way stop.

Voice Problem

One guy goes to a doctor and says: 'Doctor, my wife recently has lost her voice. What should I do to help her get it back?' The doctor replies, 'Try to come home at 3 in the morning!'

Business First

An airliner was having engine trouble and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and prepare for and emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the air hostess if everyone was buckled in and ready. "All ready back here, Captain," came the reply, "except for one lawyer, who is passing out business cards."