The Blonde

So there's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.   "Yoohoo" she shouts, "how can I get to the other side?"

The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shouts back,"You are on the other side."

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Missing Husband

A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description.

She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, had dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."

The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4 inches, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."

The wife replied, "Yeah, but who wants HIM back?"

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