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October 21, 2001

Nihat Ahmed
moeen@isb.compol.com

             Teacher: What do you call a bull who always sleeps?
             Student: A bulldozer sir!

Definition by Gender 
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VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
male: Playing football without a helmet.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.

BUTT (but) n.
female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
male: what you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
male: Anything that can be done while drinking.

FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.

MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes.

 

11-29-2000

Coincide :  What you do when it starts rainning. 
Lollypop :   Sugar daddy.
Intuition :   The amazing sense that enables a woman to contradict her husband before he even says anything. 
Dime :         A Dollar with all the taxes taken out.

11-19-2000

Acquaintance:   Someone you know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. 
Bridge:   A game of cards in which a good deal depends upon a good deal. 
Beauty:  What a woman has when she looks the same after washing her face.
Nudist:  Someone who suffers from clothestrophobia. 
Wife:  Someone who can't see a garage door at ten yards - but who can spot a blonde hair on her husband's jacket half a mile away.

11-12-2000

Bigamy :   One wife too many. Monogamy... same thing. 
Dancing :  The art of pulling your feet away faster than your partner can step on them. 
Jury :  Twelve people who determine which side has the best  lawyer.    
Insurance: Something that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich. 
Police Helicopter: A whirlybird that catches the warm.  

11-02-2000

Adolescence :  When a girl begins to powder and a boy begins to puff. 
Advertising :  The art of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. 
Inflation :  A way of cutting a five pound note in half without damaging the paper. 
Credit Card:  What you use to buy today what you can't afford tomorrow while you're still paying for it  yesterday.

 

10-23-2000

 Honesty :          Honest is the cat when the milk's away. 
  Free Speech:   Using someone else's telephone. 
  Flashlight :       A case for holding dead battaries. 
  Multitasking:    Screwing up several things at once. 
  Culture :           A thin veneer easily soluble in alcohol.

 

  10-15-2000

Bottle :    A container for bringing up babies and bringing down adults.
Desk :      A waste-paper basket with drawers.
Doctor :   The only man who enjoys poor health. 
Expert :   One who takes a subject you already know and makes it sound confusing.

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